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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}

{"fact":"Cat bites are more likely to become infected than dog bites.","length":60}

{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}

{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}

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{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}

{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}

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{"fact":"A cat's nose is as unique as a human's fingerprint.","length":51}

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