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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
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The McDonnell Douglas DC-10 is an American trijet wide-body aircraft manufactured by McDonnell Douglas.\n\nThe DC-10 was intended to succeed the DC-8 for long-range flights. It first flew on August 29, 1970; it was introduced on August 5, 1971, by American Airlines.
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