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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}
{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a chimney joke?","punchline":"Got stacks of em! First one's on the house","id":150}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
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{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}
{"fact":"In Japan, cats are thought to have the power to turn into super spirits when they die. This may be because according to the Buddhist religion, the body of the cat is the temporary resting place of very spiritual people.i","length":220}
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